Bear wrote:
 
Bear nervously got down on all fours, bowing lower and lower, his
frightened eyes, never leaving sight of the fat old-timer.  He had
heard tales, mere rumors (whispered in hushed awe) of one named Dupree.
Bear had indeed met his match that day.
 
Al ilaha illa Allah,
-Gringo Bear
 
"(SHIVER!) Man! That was close!"