Alf the Poet wrote: Ah, a clue to the origin of The Wide One! No one has ever presented _documented_ proof of the birthplace of El Dupree. Dr. Renning's discovery is an important step toward solving the mystery! Even though it's common knowledge that El Bubba Grande generally squats in Mejave Mai (Stavros is working diligently on this little-studied aspect, funded in part by a grant from Tidy Bowl), it is virtually certain that he was not born there. If he had been, the residents almost certainly would have put him in a headsack and drowned him like an unwanted newborn pup the moment they noticed the razor stubble on his baby butt, according to the ancient custom. Thus Mejave Mai is ruled out as a possible birthplace, though the town council may yet authorize the headsack/drowning thing.