Stavros Krysiak, aka Anh Minh advertised:

I was very upset today when I was browsing through the book store and
discovered a book, BATHROOM READINGS.  When I was a student of Rex the
Wonder God at Wamsutter, Wyoming, I was warned by Rex the Wonder God, that
Capitalists are trying subversive methods to prevent people from attaining
enlightenment.

These Bathroom Readings are part of the plot to keep people from being with
their shit.  Do not read when you shit. Be with the shit.  If your mind is
focused on reading a book, while you are on your throne, you might miss the
change of enlightenment.  That all powerful enlightening shit might come
while you are reading and your reaction would just be, "What was that?" It
will become something that disturbed the focus on reading.  If you were
truly in your shit, it would not have been "What was That!" You would have
broken the bathroom door screaming for all in the house to hear "I have
seen God!"
Enlightenment is not obtained through reading.  It is an experience.

For a complete set of instructions write me for a copy of THE SAN JOSE SHIT
VIPASSANA MEDITATION.  Yours for only $29.95  For Scratch and Sniff
Enlightenment Cards send and extra $10.  These beautiful cards are made of
untearable TyVex. Each card has a brilliant color photo of a famous master
with their enlightened fecal scent for your nasal delight.

SPECIAL NOTE: Some purchasers have sent back the Supreme Master Ching Hai
Scratch and Sniff Card back complaining that there is no odor.  There is
nothing wrong with the card.  Her shit doesn't stink.

SPECIAL WARNING: The Dali Lama Scratch and Sniff Card is a real stinker.