Doug Piercy posted:

Ben Jefferys wrote:
>What's the name of this group about, then?
>The *original* buddha wasn't a guy.
>He probably was short and fat, tho.

Well, I'm a guy, definitely alt, a little fat, not too short, and
my email name is buddha.

Obviously, this newsgroup's name was chosen for that fateful, yet
inevitable, day that I would stumble across it, stop lurking in
the shadows, and use it as a vehicle to reveal to All the True
Nature of the buddha.

So, without further delay, Here it is:

1/2 cup butter
1 cup sugar
2 eggs
2 cups flour
2 tbsp baking soda
3 tbsp sour milk
3-5 soft bananas
Assorted nuts.

Cream butter, sugar in a bowl & add eggs. Sift flour & baking
soda into bowl and mix with sour milk. Add banans & nuts. Mix.
Bake @ 350 for 1 hour.

Well, there you have it. I think the bananas and nuts explain
the true buddha nature and the rest of the ingredients
kind of explain the "fat" part. Where "short" comes from is
anybody's guess