If you meet the Buddha...

If you meet a chocolate ice cream buddha on the road ...   Eat him?   
If you meet a gullible buddha on the road ...   Cheat him?
If you meet a masochistic buddha on the road...  Oh forget it.
If you meet a shivering Buddha on the road....Heat him.
If you meet a tired Buddha on the road...Seat him.
If you meet a Cyber-Buddha... Delete him?
If you meet a football-Buddha... Cleat him?
If you meet an bug-Buddha... Deet him?
If you meet a parched Buddha...Marguerite him.
If you meet an incumbent Buddha...unseat him?
If you meet a Spamming Buddha... Velveet him.
If you meet this Buddha... Pete him.  (from Pete, of course)
If you meet a masochistic Buddha on the road... Beat him?
If you meet a halloween Buddha on the road.....Treat him?
If you skirt a Buddha on the road...pleat him?
If you meet a hormonal Buddha... Secrete him?
If you meet a vegan Buddha... red-meat him?
If you meet a pleionasmic Buddha... repetitively repeat him?
If you meet an au courrant Buddha...obsolete him.
If you meet an intractable Buddha...entreat him.
If you meet a Mafioso Buddha...concrete him?
If you meet an udder Buddha... teat him?
If you meet a djinni Buddha... efreet him?
If you meet a mediterranean Buddha... Crete him?
If you meet a Bulls-fan Buddha... Three-peat him?
If you meet a Buddha with dry rot...  treat him
If you meet an egg Buddha...  beat him
If you meet a yachting Buddha...  sheet him
And if you meet another fucking Buddha, You......
What...
	...sheath him